THE WIND WILL SAVE YOU

Guy goes into a bar at the top of the empire state building. This really drunk guy was sitting there talking to himself and he asks if he was alright? He says yea, did you know we are up so high that if you jump out that window when you get to the sixth floor you will float? He says I know you dont believe me but watch and he dove out the window and sure enough when he got to the sixth floor he floated right over to the window.
He came back up the elevator and sat back down the other guy says that was amazing can you do it again? He dives out the window and when he got to the sixth floor he floated over to the window. The guy yells wait ill come back up with you and jumps and when he got to the sixth floor he kept going and hit the ground. when the other guy comes back up the bartender says you are an asshole when you are drinking superman.