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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.



Thanks to fat kids in my state of Oregon, all good food such as candy and poptarts has been taken out of high school vending machines and cafeterias. Even large chocolate milks are banned because they contain too many calories per serving. At the same time, normal sized teenagers are forced to suffer and eat whole grain bullshit because some overweight faggots wont cut down on the cake. Because of this and countless other reasons such as smelling like shit, I have decided I fucking hate fat people and am starting a country-wide petition banning fat people from being able to continue to live in the same areas as us normal sized people. They will all be shipped to an island somewhere in the pacific where they will starve to death and learn a valuable about the importance of eating in moderation and not being fat douchebags. Please join me in this fight against porky motherfuckers by contacting your local city council and explaining the situation. If you are a fat bastard and are reading this at the moment, you better start eating as much as you can tubby cause soon youll be forced to eat the weaker fat people around you on a deserted island. If you are a fat fuck and dont want to be shipped away, theres one simple way to continue your life in this country: stop fucking eating you chode ass.

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